cracklapper 

cracklapper (n)
1) one who enjoys analingus
2) a cuntlapper
3) an extreme sycophant or brown noser
4) that first cold wave that gets your suit wet when wading into the ocean

Uh oh, Snuffy's putting on his assless chaps. He'll be trolling for cracklappers tonight.

cracklapper by Snuffy January 31, 2005

crackalaxin 

like chillaxin but on crack

damn dog.. jus smoked a blunt ykno.. juss crackalaxin

crackalaxin by crack mama April 27, 2004

crackwax 

having such a fucking hairy ass, you could use a wax.

God Greg, you really could use a crackwax!

crackwax by ** June 26, 2003

cracklash

n. the hair in the crack of an ass; butthair

"Excuse me, do you have a spare toothbrush? I just gave this guy a rim job and I got some cracklashes stuck in my teeth!"

cracklash by ExtraFine August 9, 2004

cracklating 

whats up/ or how u doin

wuts cracklating pimp

cracklating by jasmine brown December 14, 2003

crackalaxin 

partaking in finer things;
living like a spoiled richwhite boy.
(see: cracker/relaxing)

the two art loving criminals were drawing on free labels, cole'crackalaxin with a mccauley-culkin-in-the-early-90's stee after having racked $280 worth of prismas.

crackalaxin by phidubl ip. October 7, 2003

Cracklanta  

Barclay Circle, Marietta Georgia.

Yo! Let's go down to Cracklanta and take in the Christmas lights display.

Cracklanta by Bob Benton October 11, 2007