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This definition has absolutely nothing to do with cocaine. A crackhead is somebody that is addicted to smelling other people's cracks (the crack in their asses). It can be done with a willing recipient, an unwilling recipient whereby the culprit will 'sneek a snort' when convenient, or even partake in the inhaling of fumes emitted from someones chair, or soiled undies. At this time there is no known treatment available over the counter, however it's rumored the A.M.A. is addressing the issue.
Obadiah's lack of coherency became quite apparent after his long term habbit of snorting Big Edna's office chair. The red eyes and drooling have become quite pronounced and he no longer has the ability to utilize the restroom without assistance. He is the crackhead poster-boy.
by Big Ed Moustapha April 05, 2010
 
1.
a broke ass mutha fucka who relies on crack to sustain daily life. Often seen running at full speed for a multitude of reasons.
The crackhead ran like the wind.
by maybenot September 04, 2003
 
2.
People of any race that live to hit that nasty-ass rock. Usually real thin, dirty and smell like warm trash and/or spoiled milk, fecal matter, rotting corpses etc. Frequently bobbing, weaving, twitching and glitching. Large periodic spurts of energy. Always got something for sale or knows somebody that has just what you need. The most severe crackheads can be viewed in the wild missing standard items such as shoes, socks and teeth. If you come into contact with a crackhead it is suggested to secure all valuables and avoid any physical contact or direct contact with their breath (could cause dizzyness and/or vomitting). If you lose property to a crackhead, accept the loss. If you find yourself chasing a crackhead, accept the loss .. crackheads are fast, they be gittin somewheres.. You ain't catching no crackhead...
that guy couldn't stay still for a second, fckn crackhead..
that guy radiated a heavy shit smell, fckn crackhead..
some guy took my quarter from the payphone and I chased him, damn that guy was fast for a homeless lookin shit smeller....mo'fckn crackhead.
by ROTH January 11, 2006
 
3.
1.a person on crack
2.a moron
"man that fools a crackhead."
by krystal hawk August 10, 2003
 
4.
1. one who does excessive amounts of crack.

2. one who acts as though they do excessive amounts of crack.
Laura was acting like a crack head.
by nicole November 28, 2003
 
5.
Someone who smokes crack and will lie cheat and steal from anyone to get a hit
"Damn, that crackhead stole my son's wagon" or "He'll never pay you back,he's a crackhead"
Things a crackhead might say.."Did you see that? That light." Oh my god,there's a camera on the lightpost" "They're on to me"
or "Do you know anyone who needs a T.V/giftcard/furniture?" The list goes on.
by electriclisa August 29, 2005
 
6.
1. one who partakes in smoking crack cocaine.
2. One who can run like the wind when s/he believes that quazimotto is chasing him/her.
3. one who will try to sell thier dog on e-bay.
4. If you live in a hotel, have no food, are pregnant, and your only worry is when/how to score...you are a crackhead.
5. one who acts "crackish"
6. A Jarrod or an Izatt.
7. A "parent" of a Crack baby.
8. The person who robbed you.
Police : FREEZE! your under arrest.

person: "help, the moon is following me! it won't leave me alone! It's laughing at me!! LAUGHING!

Police: Fucking crackhead!
by BETTY CROCKER June 22, 2006
 
7.
1.one who is highly addicted to the euphoria brought on by crack cocaine.
2. one who does stupid things.
Hey Mr. Johnson sold his car for 20 dollars, he must be a crack head
by LoMaxDaLegend October 05, 2005