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CrackFone 

A nickname for the prepaid wireless provider TracFone, as their pricing scheme is similar to the way a crack dealer peddles his wares. They get you hooked with an inexpensive phone, then you find out their airtime cards are one of the most costly (per minute) in the wireless industry. Due to their high cost of use, CrackFones are popular with infrequent cell phone users. They're also popular with kids who can't actually afford a cell phone but want their peers to believe they have an actual, working cell phone.
person 1: "Check out my tight picture phone!"
person 2: "Nice. So what's your number?"
person 1: "Uhhh, well... umm..."
person 2: "Lemme guess, you got a CrackFone and you can't afford the minutes for it."
CrackFone by GotAnMP3 December 10, 2008
Related Words

crack fox 

an animal comonly found in piles of rubish bags. has suringes for fingers and is bent on getting its hands on shaman juice.
"to get Naboo out of execution we have to get the shaman juice from the crack fox"
crack fox by Big Mac Combo October 22, 2008

crackfoolishness 

Things people do that may make others believe they are on crack or other drug(s) which would explain such stupidity.
Dude, my sister just got back with her boyfriend again after that fool stole her money, crashed her car, and screwed around on her. Response: Damn dude, that's some crackfoolishness.

crackbox 

Hey we got a new crackbox for our squat
crackbox by pink taco April 14, 2003
when a person has feet that are white as hell with dinosaur cracks in them and everytime you scrape the foot the ash fall off
that girl feet so white, she got a CRACKFOOT.
crackfoot by nitabug June 20, 2007

Crackbox 

Slang term for Xbox, or Xbox 360. Used to describe the level of addiction associated with the gaming console.
Guy 1 - Dude, want to hang out?
Guy 2 - Can't man, playing crackbox!
Crackbox by btcollier June 26, 2008