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1. crackermuffin
a hillbilly; a rural whitetrash person
"Walmart was just filled with crackermuffins last night."
2. crackermuffin
a name you call sumone before you have your morning coffeee
godaamit shane you fuking crackermuffin l3t me drink my FUKING coffee
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