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a hillbilly; a rural whitetrash person
"Walmart was just filled with crackermuffins last night."
by tgill January 09, 2013
a name you call sumone before you have your morning coffeee
godaamit shane you fuking crackermuffin l3t me drink my FUKING coffee
by JOshIS thE S3x August 19, 2008