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13. crackerjack
A game played with multiple males, where the objective is to jack off onto the cracker as quickly as possible. The last one must eat the cracker.
Also: Snapple Jack
Those fags crackerjacked all last night.
by WyndX Apr 12, 2003 add a video
1. crackerjack
someone very skilled or proficient
John was a crackerjack of a mechanic: he could make a Mustang hum going in reverse.
2. crackerjack
A charming euphemism for all sorts of unpleasant urban dwellers, namely junkies, crack-heads, bums, shop lifters and the insane.

Similarly, when engaged in hostile confrontation with these people, one has been 'crackerjack'd.'
I'd rather not venture into that part of town . . . too many crackerjacks.
3. crackerjack
racist term for a white person
shut up crackerjack
4. Crackerjack
Someone who is a crackerjack, is someone who is greatly humourous, and is able to "crack" you up, i.e, induce a great amount of laughter from you.
Adam: So then I said, that's not a chevy, it's a fjord!

Gary: You're a real crackerjack, Adam.
5. CrackerJack
A name the Marines use to refer to the Navy or Navy uniforms.
Me: He wears ACUs, right? Guys in those are hot.

Marine Brother: Hes a god damned crackerjack, sis.

They wear those little sailor suits.

Me: D: DO NOT WANT.
6. crackerjack
Something that is very cheap in design. This comes from the cheap, useless toys that come in boxes of crackerjack.
That's my crackerjack flashlight. Already falling apart.

Where did you get that car? It's so crackerjack.
7. crackerjack
A moron. An idiot. A clown.
There goes a crackerjack if I ever seen one!
by Ghost Jul 27, 2003 add a video
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