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Butt cracker 

A piece of shit that gets flattened in between the cheeks of your ass (after an early morning dump), and throughout the course of a day, it dries and becomes brittle, just like a cracker
Man I need to go home and get rid of this huge butt cracker, it's starting to itch.
Butt cracker by MightyT June 19, 2010

butt-cracker 

When a person has a mom or dad thats a mexican, and his other parent is white.
Mark-man that guy is such a butt-cracker.
Harro-yeah his dad's a mexican.
butt-cracker by kram ykram January 19, 2008

cracked butt 

A butt so big you can see the crack out of the pants
cracked butt by Cute6cat June 27, 2017

Cracker Butter 

Snot, especially really thick nasty stuff when your sick. Sometimes this also applies to 'loogies' or 'hockers'.
Oh boy, look at all that cracker butter after I blew my nose.
Cracker Butter by BIG DA February 20, 2011

butt-crackery 

Of or relating to butt cracks; awkward or innappropriate interjection
Enough butt-crackery let's get serious
butt-crackery by Jon-Lizzle May 25, 2010

Butt Cracked 

Someone bends over or leans forward and you unintentionally see their butt crack, often seen among plumbers.
Ahhh man that dude just Butt Cracked me, I didnt need to see that!
Butt Cracked by Jeromy Barela March 10, 2008