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"I think you're cracked".
by Derek Scott September 09, 2003
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To be completely destroyed. Usually in refrence to sports.
The Patriots cracked the Lions 48-7

The Phillies cracked the Mets by 10 runs
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To break, hack or "crack" a stupid-assed, expensive-beyond-belief, software program with a CD-ROM key code.
Carl sent me a "cracked" copy of Adobe Photoshop. Saved me $400!
by William Dean A. Garner September 09, 2003
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one of the best comedy websites. they wrote a book or something.
did you see the new cracked article? very funny
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A general term used to describe a program where the security has been removed.
Q: Hey, don't you need a CD-Key for that?
A: No, it's been cracked.
by Anonymous September 17, 2003
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"Why are you talking funny. You're cracked dude.
by dude September 10, 2003
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To hit or attack.
"My motha wouldn't shut up so I cracked her"
by av July 30, 2003
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