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quite possibly the most fucking ridiculously exaggerated and stupid way to describe a very minor head injury, such as a tiny cut. Bill: -hits head on wall
Mandy: dude, wtf did you do that for? Bill: AW MAN I'VE CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN -shows pointless 'injury' off to friends. GUYS, LOOK I CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN NO. THAT'S JUST A CUT. I COULD CAUSE MORE INJURY TO YOU WITH MY ARSEHOLE. |
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