A type of fiction where it is believed that the author must be on crack to have written such a story because it's so bizarre or off the wall
Often, a facial expression after reading one of these crackfics is 'O.O' or 'O.o'
"I just read a crackfic where Chuck Norris dreams he's Luke Skywalker than becomes a stripper to make more money for his kid"
n. A piece of, or pieces of, crack rock strategically hidden inside of an ice creamcone, and usually sold out of an old white van by a parole violating sex offender. Creepy music is usually involved.
Tom: Hey man, what is that guy doing riding around selling ice cream at noon in February?
Matt: He's not selling just ice cream...he's selling cracksicles!
n. A piece of, or pieces of, crack rock strategically hidden inside of an icecream cone, and usually sold out of an old white van by a parole violating sex offender. Creepy music is usually involved.
Tom: Hey man, what is the ice cream truck doing riding around at noon in February?!