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I'm such a crack monger, i just had sex with that 12 year old girl in a wheelchair.
by Slayer Rules January 20, 2003
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One who mongs crack, as in the cocaine kind or the posterior kind, or if you are Caleb
Hey man, want some crack!
No, go away Caleb(synonomous with crackmonger)
by Eskimo October 20, 2004
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