When your dog wakes you up at 5:00 AM with his butt in your face.
I'm exhausted still after having woken up at the ass crack of dog... At least I had plenty of time to shower.
by saffirepulse July 9, 2018
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These dogs are usually Yorkshire Terriers or any other small dogs that could be owned by a gay couple. In this case the small crack dogs will bark and yelp at anything. They make high pitched noises that are beyond 33 decibels. Their noises cannot be blocked. Yorkshire terriers are perfect crack dogs because they will bark whenever rival drug dealers are on your turf. However, other than making noises, these dogs are useless. People who own crack dogs do not have many friends because people in the neighborhood can never get a second of sleep without hearing constant barking.
Fawn Do always has his crack dogs, including the leader Willie, barking at night to protect his house from police invasion.
by the sleepless one September 1, 2009
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Dog under the influence of drugs...Most likly CRACK Maybe Uses as a nickname in times of neglect.
by Jason Rimmer July 16, 2006
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