And they look crazy.
Which, most likely they are.
Person #1: We really aren't her REAL friends. She just makes us feel better about ourselves whenever she's around. We thank our parents everyday for blessing us with the privilege to not be anything like a crack whore every time she crosses us.
Person #2: Don't try to have an intelligent conversation with a crack-whore about anything other than herself because talking with her ONLY leads to instant headaches and regrets.
Person #3: She is so persistent to make each day at work a living nightmare and is very pleased with her hard efforts to shine in a negative light because that's the only way crack whores know how to get the attention they so desperately crave.