the black hole of the universe. No matter how many times someone leaves, they always wind up here. Maybe its the great selection of drugs. Everything from acid to whack. Or the antique malls. Or maybe its the wonderful, prosperouscrack whores and crack pimps lined up on Tower ave....
Hey, wanna get fucked?
yeah, lets go to Centralia (wa).
Sweeeet! We can pick up some STD's while we're there.
Yeah, and go antique shopping....
Grandview Heights, OH. A semi-affluent suburb located 2 miles nearly due west of Columbus. HS mascot is the bobcat. Home of Staufs coffee, Spagio, "DK" Diner ~ worlds best yeast raised donuts (DK is short for Donut Kitchen). The shops on Grandview Ave. are often patroned by pretentious fucks from other suburbs who come to the GVH for the warm atmosphere that their newly developed consumer based communities lack. Mostly white, middle-class the community has driven drug and prostitution crime into the heart of the populice on the Upper Arlington ~ GVH boarder by closing the Knights Inn on the southern edge of town and forcing pimps & ho's northward. The BP on Goodale is losing their ass on Boones Farm sales but the Speedway on 5th is gaining new profits on Steel Reserve and blunt/rolling paper sales, all within cat-swinging distance of the GVH high school grounds.
After damn near getting blindsided by some Polaris livin' Escalade drivin' 'tard, I stopped by the Speedway to get a digital prostate massage from some crack ho. That's how we roll in the GVH.
Yo, GVH, represent
Politically correct version of the words Wigga or Wigger because crackers are not allowed to say words that sound too much like Nigga because it sounds like a disparaging word for "Negro".
Suburban, caucasian males who mimic the styles and trends of inner city crack dealers and pimps.
Yo dat wignut be stuntin' around in mom's tricked out Lexus. Rollin' on dubs, flossin' off daddy's franklins, freestyle flowin', poppin' caps in asses, bangin' low-cut jeans chicks wit no rubbers, he do all dat shit.
How people who aren't wanna-be rappers, gangstas and pimps (i.e. everyone else on the damned planet) say 'Fo sheezy'.
The next time I come home high on crack, my moms gonna kill me for sure.
A rediculously large and totally impractical pistol, often found gold plated in the hands of pimps with small genetalia. Designed in Israel, probably to prove that what they lack in foreskin they make up for in firepower...
Fo'shnizzle, bihatch - don't you go getting your jizzed-up fingahz all over mah bling-bling Desert Eagle know wot Ah mean? Uh huh? Now pass me mah crack, bihatch!
one who habitually or criminally pimps one's grandmother, and/or one who habitually or criminally pimps the elderly
I seen this little white grimpsta leave off drinking his pepto-bismizol and crack the bottle right in this wrinkly old ho's face over one 9/11 coupon ($20)
an emo kid who knws how to make money the PROPEr way so he can buy more happy feet and bullet for my valentine cds.... yes some emos DO like happy feet. but these are the kinds who are also one fry short of a happy meal.
emo pimps usually travel in groups of 2-14 depending on how much street cred this dood has.
person 1: oh my gosh! did you just see that emopimp walk by?
person 2: yeah... he sure does know how to make his money.... shit dont come cheap you know.
emo pimp: yeah i's just playin the hoodz seen soes i can buy the LIMITED EDITION black parade... i heard it has a picture of a dead bird in it.
*person 1&2 nod*
person 1: i feel your pain you sad sorry.... sexi emo pimp.