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2. crack hat
Like a beer hat, but with crack cocaine
James: I just pictured you in a beer hat
Lucy: Why not a crack hat?
1. crack hat
Something to say when a person is being a dumbass.

Having your head shoved so far up your butt crack, you could wear it for a hat. Deriative from the popular insults "to have your head up your ass" or "ass hat".
God damn, you're a crack hat!
by firewall007 May 7, 2005 add a video
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