Cock that is so hot, you'd swim nose deep across a river of blood and piss for a fix.
"All the ladies in the LARP are about Bryan's crack cock."
"Does that make them cock goblins?"
by Natasha Koshka February 22, 2008
The unusually flaccid penis a male develops after the consumption of many drugs. This is typically accompanied by (1)frequent trips that the toilet that result in unsuccessful attempts to urinate and (2) inability to arrive at an erection despite being extraordinarily horny (see also blue balls)

A similar phenomenon occurs in females called crack cunt.
"I have crack cock so bad I stood at the urinal for five minutes and only pissed a single drop."
by ariesjow July 28, 2005
Cock that is so hot, you'd swim nose deep across a river of blood and piss for a fix.
"All the ladies in the LARP are about Bryan's crack cock."
"Does that make them cock goblins?"
by thesaurus_rex February 22, 2008

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