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crabs:A tiny bug like creature that will infiltrate the pubis maximus,and lead you to isle 3 at the local pharmacy for some blue ointment.
Use the "ol"blue ointment for the crabs dissapointment use it 4 a night and a day,oh it burns an it itches,but it kills them sons of bitches in that good old fashioned way.
by spikemeister45036 August 20, 2003
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Pesky pubic lice, that require treatment to remove, or they replicate and take over your entire crotch area.
Eazy-E sez: She had more crabs than a seafood platter.
by Bill February 14, 2004
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1. A person who does not want another person to succeed by showing the following actions: Disloyalty, Jealousy, Slander, Two-faced behavior.

2. A person who uses another for personal gain or self gratification.

Synonyms: Hater, Back Stabber Leach Free-Loader
1. "Just like crabs in a bucket, won't nobody let nobody up"

2.I told you that "Crab" was not going to come to your show.

3. I loaned her some money and I know she received her bonus, and that "Crab" has not even mentioned my money
by 1Real813Beauty October 15, 2010
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Crab:
A strange creature with weak body armour and has a funny walk. It looks dangerous because it has weapons on the end of its foremost arms but these can easily be overcome by common sense. It can't read, write or talk properly because it is a crustacean....

Does that sound anything like the vast majority of authors for the definition of "Crab", and the ones to whom they apply their definitions??
Lol @ the gang war going on on UD. Fighting it out using dictionary definitions, real tough!

Of course, I have full respect for the actual crabs out there under rocks and in the sea and such.
by gratedraindrop February 22, 2007
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A parasite that lives in the pubic hair. The only cure is to shave off half of the pubic hair, light the other half on fire and stab the little bastards with an ice pick when they come running out.
"I got rid of those crabs but these scars will never heal"
by MoraLes February 20, 2006
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An insulting term to crips, mostly used by us bloods
"You fuckin crab, betta not come around this block anymore"
by syked February 18, 2004
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