Alabama Crabdangle 

A mythical sexual position made famous by Tim Meadow's character Leon Phelps in the SNL skit, The Laidies Man. The position is where the male stands over the female who is laying on her back with her hips and pelvis arched into the air. The male then holds his erection straight down while standing in an wide-legged open stance, only bending at the kness while thrusting into the female's vagina.

"If some bustop skank is lucky, I may even spring the "Alabama Crabdangle" on her..."

Alabama Crabdangle by Crabdangler February 22, 2010

Alabama Crabdangle 

The act of standing above someone, while shaping your hands like a crabs claws, and repeatedly "tea bagging" the target with your anus and anything else dangling down there, while simultaniously opening and closing your "claws".

Man last night I found out two things that I had never known before.
1) What it's like to receive an Alabama Crabdangle.
2) That I liked it.

Alabama Crabdangle by evilninjamonkey December 15, 2008

Clamdangle

Oversized vagina lips

Damn i was eating out that bitch last night and her clamdangle got all caught up in my beard

Clamdangle by dogtoucher.com November 28, 2010

Southern Crab Dangle

The act of pleasuring a Chinese railworker by tickling his prostate with a saudering iron. (Illegal in 47 States)

Joan preformed the Southern Crab Dangle most sexily. kekekeke.

Southern Crab Dangle by Ross P. September 27, 2003

mississippi crab dangle 

A sexual position requiring four people and a tractor. First theorized in 2004 it has yet to be realized in real life.

$500??? Maybe for a Mississippi Crab Dangle!

mississippi crab dangle by PinkyDW July 30, 2008

Alabama Crab Dangle

1. A vigorous and bestial hillbilly form of intercourse where in the man enters his partner (male or female) from the rear. The position gets it’s name from the unique habit of propping one leg up presumably for purposes of leverage, on a nearby raised surface such as a pig trough or fence rail so that the testicals appear to dangle. See also, Shaka Zulu Style

Ex.
“I come in the barn and there was Earl a’fuckin Jethro amongst the hay bails, and he just grins at me and asks if I want a lil Alabama crab dangle”.

“Charles had been an indifferent lover with Emma and it was left to Rudolpho to teach her the intricacies of the Alabama cab dangle beneath a canopy of beach leaves along the riding path by her home.”
Flaubert, “Madame Bovary”

Alabama Crab Dangle by BSP March 11, 2003

Chi-town Crab Dangle 

When a man hides behind a bush at night and waits for a person to walk by and then jumps out and crab dangles the person by knocking the victim on to the ground and repeatedly teabagging his/her face whilst making the motion of crab claws opening and closing with his hands.

Gina: I had a great night last night.
Kirsten: Oh? What'd you do?
Gina: I walked through a really long secluded path and got Chi-town Crab Dangled by 6 different dudes!
Kirsten: You're such a skeever

Chi-town Crab Dangle by yellow-dart June 1, 2007