A freaky whore who is obsessed with hermit crabs, is in love with a fat ass geek named Thunderangek, and uses word combos involving the gayest words on earth,example-dickcheese and n00bser(n00b & loser). Also says things that don't even hurt.
1.the crabbygal thinks about McDonalds this way: Hamburger:DO NOT EAT. Coke: BEER. Fries:POISON.