by Nate April 7, 2004
1) A genteic mutation between a crab and a cabbage, creating an evil mutant vegetable with legs, claws and eyes.
2) A crab salad.
2) A crab salad.
1. 'Run for your lives! Godzilla is fighting a crabbage!'
2. 'Hmm, I think I shall go to Marks and Sparks and buy some crabbage.'
2. 'Hmm, I think I shall go to Marks and Sparks and buy some crabbage.'
by Stephen W. Thomas February 22, 2005
1) 'I wish I was a crabbage,
I'd play the whole day long,
And although I would have no legs
I'd live inside a thong.'
2) 'One crabbage please, but hold back on the crab. And the salad.
I'd play the whole day long,
And although I would have no legs
I'd live inside a thong.'
2) 'One crabbage please, but hold back on the crab. And the salad.
by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005
A human's genital area that appears to itch or have an itchy situation occurring; possibly due to crabs, other STDs, or simply adjusting oneself too often in public.
by Dietheinknurse March 15, 2017
Guys at the jersey shore in Normandy Beach hitting on girls but they've got Crabbage so they get denied!
by snookishore May 2, 2010
The act of two men having deep, passionate sex behind a shack after each has consumed a hot bowl of crab (preferably in the east coast, as the west coast doesn’t have fish)
by ReallyCoolHistoryTeacher March 26, 2022