Essentially, "crap". But exponentially cooler.
by Curtissed August 28, 2008
The So called healthy foods that arent really healthy... Low fat oreos
Low fat Twinkies are crapple
by Bobby(thisisntmyrealname) November 01, 2010
When one reaches into the fridge and pulls out a Snapple, sips, and realizes it is not the flavor of desire. This event usually occurs during the morning when one is most disoriented. 'Crapple' can be used two ways...a. A verb b. an interjection
a. “this doesn't taste like Snapple apple..."

"Gurl you jus crappled!"

b."Crapple! i didn't want diet peach tea. Shoot me!"
by owennn October 18, 2010
looking like shit and semi-retarded at the same time.
Hey you sure are looking crapple today.
by Papa Sack September 21, 2010
1. Apples that are crappy (i.e., wormy, mealy or otherwise not good). 2. contraction crab + apples. 3. Apples that are wrapped with commercial caramel sheets and microwaved. (These are good and not like definition #1).
1. I sure hope I didn't buy crapples to make caramel apples at that orchard.
by lkthomps October 25, 2007
When you shit out an apple
Bill: Hey Steve, I just took a crapple.

Steve: I'm gay!!!!!

Bill: I have a raging boner with ur name on it
by salty bolls July 22, 2011
A dookie so large that it feels like your pushing an apple through your butt.
Good God! I was up on the toilet all night trying to push this massive crapple!
by Gym Shorts January 24, 2011

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