CPS
Child Protective Services. The CPS investigates reports (true or otherwise) of abuse or neglect of children.
My mother in law actually had the nerve to send a false report in and the CPS came and almost had my kids taken away. That f*cking woman just won't quit!
by AProg December 08, 2010
cps
Cumshots Per Second
A sexual arousal measuring scale.
That girl is totally a 5 cps.
by Monsieur C March 27, 2014
cps
Cock Punching State-trooper. A terribly corrupt officer.
"He's a CPS.... I know from personal experience..... twice".
by jimmychangnuts September 16, 2006
Comedy purposes
I hit that guy in the face, for CP's.
by Bill1223 February 07, 2009
cps
"crusty pleasure sock" That nasty old tube sock you mop up your wank-jizza with....you know the one.
Fuck! I forgot to peel my cps off the bathroom floor.
by shyjason August 13, 2005
CPS
CHILD PROTECTION SERVICES is s federally funded organization who's primary goal is kidnapping children from poor families. This agency which hides its real self behind the very children it seeks to cause harm too. At least 80,000 children disappear from there care every year that are never seen again.
As a CPS Case worker personal experience with children would be against our organizations Interests.
by GABRIEL AKA THE TRUTH October 04, 2014
CPS
Company Paid Shit - When you need to pass some time at work, take a shit and pass the time all while getting paid.
Where did Kacey go? She's not in her office.
She went to go take a CPS, I can smell it from downstairs.
by qpalzmtea June 07, 2010

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