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Child Protective Services. The CPS investigates reports (true or otherwise) of abuse or neglect of children.
My mother in law actually had the nerve to send a false report in and the CPS came and almost had my kids taken away. That f*cking woman just won't quit!
by AProg December 08, 2010
Cock Punching State-trooper. A terribly corrupt officer.
"He's a CPS.... I know from personal experience..... twice".
by jimmychangnuts September 16, 2006
Child Porn Sam
A strange scientific miracle...... No one actually knows who he is. He is a government secret.

Some say that he was initially an experiment that went wrong when the combining of the spaghetti and the cheesecake caused him to go rogue. He is still wreaking havoc around this already disturbed planet. We must stop him. Please call 999 if you have any information on this gibbon's whereabouts.

Much love,
Child Protection services xx
"Oh blast! CPS has gnawed his way out of the cage again!!"
by FRIEDCHICKENIQUA April 24, 2015
Cheap Plastic Shit - The staple of the Ad Specialty business, e.g. bottle caps, pens, plate scrapers, letter openers, rulers, etc. Not always made of plastic.
What CPS do you sell that we can put our name on to give to our customers?
by ô¿ô December 06, 2009
"crusty pleasure sock" That nasty old tube sock you mop up your wank-jizza know the one.
Fuck! I forgot to peel my cps off the bathroom floor.
by shyjason August 13, 2005
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