Closest Park Possible Syndrome. Used to label the obsession of obtaining the closest carpark possible at the expense of time, petrol and passenger sanity. Typically a female trait, but not limited to.
FFS, what have you got? CPPS? Just park the car here...
Club Penguin Private Server, otherwise known as CPPS. You can swear, date, use special codes and commands (!ai (add item), !af (add furniture), !ui (update igloo) or !igloo, !ui (update floors) or !floor, !um (update music) or !music) for many things, talk to people&it'll show (not like CP where you have to abbreviate/seperate the word -.-)
So this is technically the same thing as CP(Club Penguin), but it's for teens... The first time joined one... (HPPS), I was so happy. I got a boyfriend and like a lot of friends, and it's amazing.
(1) Me: I have to say... HPPS is probably the best CPPS ever.
Bf: Yea, Hey so remember when that guy freaked out because someone said they were gonna kill a squirrel?
Me: Yea that was some crazy shit that happened...
(2) Dude type in !ai 413 for the Beta Hat!
(3) Me: Hey ______! Did you see that slnt like, hit on every boy she saw? Including my boy!
BFF: Yeah that little wh*re
Me: Agreed! Let's go virtually kick her a$$ LOL
BFF: I'm down for that sh!t.