"Close Personal Friend"
Used as a joke; normally used to apply to celebrities.
Random girl meets Orlando Bloom.
Random girl: OMG I met Orlando Bloom yesters!
Random girl's jealous
Random girl: Yah we're totally like cpf now.
Every person has a CPF (Cost Per Fuck). A person's CPF is equivalent to the total amount of money you've spent or must spend on them in order to have sex with them. A respectable person has a CPF somwhere around $100. You may include $8 per hour for time spent as well as 40 cents per mile for any driving expenses incurred.
"Do you think I'm a slut?" - Random Hook Up
"Umm... no of course not. I mean, I swipped my card for you at the Caf a couple times and paid that cab home from the bar. Your CPF is almost $50. It's nothing to write home about but I can assure you I've done worse." - Loul
Chronic Pussy Farts.
When you fart out your vagina alot.
That bitch always stinks, she must have a severe case of CPF!
Close Personal Friend
"Oh my god, yeah, she gave me her phone number and -"
"What the hell?! She gave you her - WHEN DID YOU BECOME CPF'S WITH THAT BITCH!?"
"Look, im really sorry, i can't come to the party with you, im going somehere with Kitty..."
"What so she's your new Bestie now?"
"No, we're just CPF's..."