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Is an acronym for child porn.
by Joey Bishop March 08, 2004
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Guy: Hey, want some CP?
Me: Cheese Pizza! Well why the fuck not
Guy:...
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Child Porn
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Command Post from the star wars battlefront games
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1) Child Pornography.
2) In loose terms: Photography or any form of imagery which features children in compromising positions or in positions which could be interpreted as sexual by the mind of the viewer.
3) Any photograph in the Internet of a child under 12 years of age or younger.
4) Not to be confused with jb (jail bait).
-"Is that a cp folder in your computer?!!!"

-"Hell no, that's my baby sister's birthday party."
by "A" June 14, 2008
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pedos like CP
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Captain Picard

Etymology: The first known usage of CP as Captain Picard was on the ubercore forum, "The Evolution of the Swan".
"Get that CP outta here!"
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cunt punch-when someone is being a bitch and needs an attitude adjustment, punch the said person in the cunt to straighten them out.
"I will cp the bitch who took my last twinkie", said the big girl who was breathing heavy due to hunger.
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