Coyleness is the horrible smell of low-tide. Identical to the smell rotten seaweed. Eewww!
"We almost bought the house, but Mike shit-himself when he smelled the coyleness of the rumpus room!"
"You said it, friend-o! I wish Mike wasn't such a four-eyed Fuckwad!"
The act of being a Coyle or Coyle like
That Grizzly bear's coyleness really shows!