| 274. | pseudosoldier | ||
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(Commonly found in U.S. Military, U.S. Air Force) Can be described as the following; one who is lazy and complains, whines and bitches about every little thing, lives by the phrase "but why do i have to do that", lacks a cunt hair of integrity because they refuse to look you in the eye and stand up for what they say, does not have backbone or a "set" because they are true cowards at heart. These pseudosoldiers don't deserve to wear the pin a medal came with. They also haven't sacrificed anything in their lives and pretend to be actual soldiers. (By the way, a dictionary definition of a "soldier" is one engaged in military service) Can you believe this pseudosoldier can't stand up for what he says?
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| 275. | abandon-ship | ||
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the cowardly practice of taking the first lifeboat to shore while your fellow statesmen stay behind to bail water and repair the hole you shot in the boat SHE: What are you doing laying on the beach while your ship goes down?
HE: We don't want to be associated with that sinking ship SHE: So you think abandon-ship is better than statesmanship...? HE: No, but we're die-hard scaredy-crats....AND OUR COLLECTIVE BARGAINING AGREEMENT EXEMPTS US FROM HAZARDOUS DUTY... |
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| 276. | hippies | ||
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Long-haired, badly dressed, drug-using, unshowered, communist sympathizing, lazy-ass cowards who used pacifism as an excuse so they didn't have to serve in Vietnam without admitting that they were really just huge pussies who were afraid of dying for their country. All they did was listen to bad music and sit around all day complaining about how horrible life was for them, despite growing up during the most prosperous era of American history. Interestingly, hippies never actually tried to do anything about the "injustices of society" they constantly whined about. Despite claiming to be pacifists, they started some of the most violent riots in American history. Used "social protest" as an excuse to get high all of the time and not get jobs. Treated returning Vietnam veterans as baby-killing criminals. Hippies contributed absolutely nothing to society; in fact, they almost brought about the complete destruction of western civilization, democracy, and freedom as we know it. Typical hippies: "Dad, I know that your generation grew up during the Great Depression, practically starving for an entire decade, and then had to go off and fight the Nazis and the Japanese, but, I'm telling you, I've got it worse."
Hippies don't shower, actively promote communism, and throw dog shit at disabled veterans. All hippies should be put up against a wall and shot. |
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| 277. | Nietzsche | ||
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Nietzsche is a litmus test for intellectual pimps. The definition of a free-thinker. Great souls love him, not just for his insights and aphorisms, but the way in which he said them. He doesn't ask you to blindly follow, but he charges you to grow. Cunts and cowards despise and dismiss him. Zealots misquote, misread, and shame him. He was German. He loved Dostoyevsky. The field of psychology owes itself to him. He had a badass moustache. He led a conflicted life and had conflicting ideas like any complex person should. He gave a shit about your morals. His sister, and most every other woman in his life, was a bitch. He screwed a prostitute when he was a teenager and subsequently screwed his health for life. He died crazy and alone, but if I could have met him, I'd have been his friend. And like every good friend, I'd sock you in the fucking mouth for talking shit to and about him whether he was in the right or not. The quote everybody (including rappers now) uses:
"What does not kill you, makes you stronger." - Friedrich Nietzsche |
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| 278. | Bit of banter | ||
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A phrase used by cowards to try and prevent themselves being punched after insulting someone. Coward: "Your ugly and a waste of space"
Person A: "What the fuck did you just say." Coward: "Chill mate, it was bit of banter." |
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| 279. | Wog | ||
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WOG initially stood for Western Oriental Gentlemen, but throughout the years they have become a 'race' in Australia, consisting of people of Greek, Lebanese, Macedonian, etc. background. They like to wear Nike Dri Fit caps, Henleys, Adidas bum bags, Nike TNs, Lonsdale and a many more brands.
Many Australian's dislike wogs for their disruptive and violent behaviour, they like to think they are strong because they fight in gangs and will never fight anyone unless there are more of them then their opponents. They are also too poor to afford iPods so they have to crank up their music through their Nokias while strutting around like tough shits. Most Wogs root for the Bulldogs and think that they have to fight hard to live in this country(which is not true), they also speak with weird accents which are really annoying and use Arabic mixed with English, I.E - You're a fucking sick cunt cuz wallah!' (Note: A lot of these statements are facts and some are also self opinionated) Aussie 1: Hey look man! There's some wogs outside trying to start a fight with Dazza!
Aussie 2: Haha! Look at em, they're getting beat up. Wog 1: SHIT BRUH!Look at tha Aussie let's bash him! Wog 2: Call the cusins Moey! Wog 3: I can't cuzz there's no signal! LETS MAKE A BREAK FOR IT CUZ! Cuz I'm really fast cos i got TNs bruh! -wogs get beat up by the Aussies- Aussie 1: Hah! Look at em. Can't even fight without their cusins! Aussie 2: Yeah, and there were 3 of em too. |
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| 280. | Camper | ||
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In video games it is a sad, sad, cowardly player who would have more fun sitting in one than actually running around to earn their kills and experience the full extent of the game. Basically they are just pussies who are horrible at the game and can't get a kill without sneaking up on someone or having some sort of tactical advantage. That damned camper has been sitting in one spot the who game
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