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Earthworm Jim is an anthropomorphic worm created(and originally voiced) by the insane genius Douglas TenNapel and marketed by Shiny Entertainment(of MDK fame) and Kids WB(who aired the cartoon). His first appearance was in the 1994 Sega Genesis(it was developed by Americans, so I used the American name) game of the same name, which recieved unanimous acclaim due to its smooth animation, fluid controls, and crazy humor. It proved popular enough to warrant ports to many other consoles of the time, and even made it onto the PC. Earthwom Jim's success even sparked a toy line and cartoon series(which included several gags from the game itself, most notably "cow launching"). The sequel, Earthworm Jim 2, had lower difficulty than the first game, and slightly modified controls, but was generally regarded as a worthy successor. Sadly, the Earthwom Jim franchise was killed in 1999 with the release of Earthwom Jim 3D(which was developed, not by Shiny Entertainment, but by Interplay) - a mediocre, Super Mario 64-like game with the Earthwom Jim name. Jim's memory was sullied even more in 2001 with the advent of the Game Boy Advance port - which, despite the superiority of the new platform to the original Genesis, had inexcusable flaws such as missing animation frames, poorly-tiled scenery, and unresponsive controls. In 2007, a PSP remake of the original was developed, but never released(it was probably just as well, as it had absolutely none of the characte...
A teenie, who thinks that she looks mint and is incapable of telling the truth. She has minging hairstyles and looks like a retard. She is also a glory hunter and changes her styles as many times as the average person blinks but it is never nice. She acts like a slut and thinks that every man/boy is in love with her and wants to get with her. She also claims to be annorexic and belimic at the same time even though she sits there and stuffs her face with chocolate! she is blatantly lying. Her voice is so high pitched only sonar can pick it up!
you are such a causebrook
A sex act so ridiculous that this has to be something made up by a 13 year old boy who had just been on a field trip to a farm or petting zoo.
First guy: "I read about this thing called a "sneezing webster" on Urban Dictionary yesterday. You stick your dick into a cow's nose and block the other nostril and shove your balls in it's mouth. Man, that has to be the most disgusting sex act ever."
Second guy: "No dude, you are the biggest moron ever. That's completely made up."
The eldest child of Peter and Lois Griffin on the hit TV Show "Family Guy." A complete wallflower, Meg is routinely used as the butt of everyone's jokes. This stems from her social awkwardness, and supposed unattractiveness. Over the course of the series, Meg's unpopularity has evolved from being just a gag, to being the focal point of her character.more...
Meg is even mocked by members of her own family. Every now and then, when Meg tries to speak, Peter will simply tell her to "shut up", and then carry on with the conversation. It has also been shown that Peter and Lois don't know how old Meg is, when her birthday is, or that she is deathly allergic to peanuts. Brian, the family dog, instantly vomits when Chris lifts up Meg's shirt. Friends of the family seem to share similar feelings about Meg. In one episode, Cleveland Brown tells Peter, "Meg is my least favourite of your children."
Other Meg jokes throughout the series include: in one episode, she is captured in a net, and mistaken for a manitee or "sea cow"; after seeing how "ugly" she is, two people douse themselves in gasoline, ignate themseleves, and jump out a window; to avoid a date with Meg, a boy at school shoots himself in the stomach with a nail gun; another boy kills his own brother to have an excuse not to go to prom with her; in a cutaway gag, her teddy bears come to life and run away. one of the bears jumps in front of a truck rather than go back and be with Meg; Peter tells Lois on one occasion that th...
Here are some good examples of miscellaneous quickies:more...
Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed: "The Gates of Heaven." Below that was a small cardboard sign which read: "Please use other entrance."
Rev. Warren J. Keating, Pastor of the First Presbyterian Church of Yuma, AZ, says that the best prayer he ever heard was: "Lord, please make me the kind of person my dog thinks I am."
A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. "What Denomination?" Asked the clerk. "Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this?" said the woman. "Well, give me 50 Baptist and 50 Catholic ones."
On a very cold, snowy Sunday in February, only the pastor and one farmer arrived at the village church. The pastor said, "Well, I guess we won't have a service today." The farmer replied: "Heck, if even only one cow shows up at feeding time, I feed it."
During a children's sermon, Rev. Larry Eisenberg asked the children what "Amen" means. A little boy raised his hand and said: "It means 'Tha-tha-tha-that's all folks!' "
A student was asked to list the 10 Commandments in any order. His answer? "3, 6, 1, 8, 4, 5, 9, 2, 10, 7."
I was at the beach with my children when my four-year-old son ran up to me, grabbed my hand, and led me to the shore, where a sea gull lay dead in the sand. "Mommy, what happened to him?" the little boy asked. "He died and went to Heaven," I replied. My son thought a moment and then said, "And God threw him back down?"
A New Zealand deity, who was born in a volcano 67.4 million years ago. When he emerged from the volcano it caused the end of all life except for mammals and some small reptiles, which later evolved into birds and or alligators. Kef, after causing the demise of the dinosaurs via heat vision, took it upon himself to rest for the good of mankind that had not emerged from their caves yet. He would later single handedly destroy the caves and force them out of hiding and to evolve. After forcing humans to evolve, Kef, slept until he had the desire to single-handedly dig the Panama canal with only his right hand and a plastic spoon, upon finishing the canal he recovered it for later use. Then he decided to build rome in exactly 24 hours after which continuing his slumber untill 1842 whenceforth he roamed the earth until finding Theodore Roosevelt, and taking his form, earthly duties, and sending him back to Val Halla. Kef then took the office of El Presidente. As El Presidente he commissioned the panama canal to be uncovered, thus providing a way through the central American region, but the Cia was catching opnto his rouge, thinking quickly kef then morphed into a dairy cow, and moved to wisconson where he hid until, 1993 whereupon he took the form of a baby boy, in Deleware Ohio. Kef now lives in southeast Michigan, where he waits untill the day where he shall smite down the entire human race.
Preston "Have you seen Kef today?"
Tyler "Yeah he was eating some small child up at city last I saw."
Perhaps the most Redneck town in existence. The town is so small, when driving past if you blink you miss it. Majority of the students are terribly redneck. The ones who move there end up wanting to shoot themselves. The staff at the high school is a joke. The students think its fun and cool to chew tobacco. The school is divided into two parts, 1: the redneck natives who own the school, and 2: those who moved into the town who realize what a joke it really is. Common apparel at Serena includes, a flannel and a pair of cow boy boots (puke)
Hey lets go to Serena Illinois and do something!"~~"Like what? play in corn?