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2.
one who licks the anal opening of a large cow. intended for some sick, redneck pleasure.
i LICKED THAT COW SO GOOD, MY TONGUE LOOKS LIKE FERTILIZER!!
by Owen Conway December 04, 2003
 
1.
some crackhead that likes to lick cows
MMMM Cows i love to lick them
by Jake Nonigga January 05, 2005
 
3.
Country folk
Damn, that farmer is definitely a cowlicker
by Christy February 12, 2003
 
4.
Hiding your obvious erection with your phone and a bag of crisps when returning to the office
As I daydreamed about a previous sexual encounter, I had to do a cowlicker to hide my embarrassment from my colleagues in the office
by Jonesyinc March 31, 2012
 
5.
someone who eats a lot of beef
Another cow licker walked into Mickey Dee's looking for fresh grub to snort.
by Loretta La Rue April 20, 2003