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cow
1. A word that can stand for "Crazy Old Woman."

2. A word to describe a person with a fat ass.

3. A large animal that can be made into beef.

As such, it's a double-whammy as an insult.
1. "My granda has kind of turned into a cow..."

2. Get out of my way, you stupid cow!

3. The cow said "moo."
by Tiger911 January 09, 2009
 
1.
cow
Someone who blocks the aisles in a grocery store with their massive girth.
Get the hell out of my way you fucking cow!
by Geoff January 19, 2003
 
2.
cow
1. A domesticted hooved animal that can be used for meat, leather, milk and miscelanous byproducts.

2. A person with a gigantic ass.

3. The ultimate proof of the axiom "You are what you eat".
Get that cow meat out of your mouth now you freakin' cow!
by Crushyiffdestroy November 07, 2004
 
3.
cow
Some girl who is being a total bitch, particularyly offensive as it is basically calling them fat, and we know they dont like that.
"You fucking cow"
"Fuck off you cow"
"You cow!"
by Prick #1 January 06, 2005
 
4.
cow
The word 'cow' is also a moderately offensive insult in the United Kingdom towards a woman who is supremely unpleasant.
"You fat cow!"
by Tequila May 22, 2004
 
5.
A derogatory term used by vampires in White Wolf's table top RPG, the World of Darkness, to describe a human or humans.
The kine usually aren't much of a threat, they're just yummy blood bags.
by WODfan June 27, 2010
 
6.
cow
1. An animal used for meat and for milk. Domesticated. Sadly, this animal has had a rather bloody history, and not even their babies are safe from being turned into food; the little ones become an evil food known as veal.

2. A term for a nasty, stupid, and/or promiscuous person (usually female), despite that cows are cute and relatively intelligent animals.
I'd call Ann Coulter an ignorant cow, but that would be insulting to the cow; cows (and dogs) are too cute and too smart to be seen as horrible; she's a fly.
by Lorelili February 23, 2006
 
7.
Leather seats!
Damn tha cloth if its a Lac lay'n back on cows is where its at!
by Thomas April 20, 2004