1. An animal used for meat and for milk. Domesticated. Sadly, this animal has had a rather bloody history, and not even their babies are safe from being turned into food; the little ones become an evil food known as veal.

2. A term for a nasty, stupid, and/or promiscuous person (usually female), despite that cows are cute and relatively intelligent animals.
I'd call Ann Coulter an ignorant cow, but that would be insulting to the cow; cows (and dogs) are too cute and too smart to be seen as horrible; she's a fly.
by Lorelili February 23, 2006
Change Our World
Are you going to go to that event in Garden Grove? That's totally going to C.O.W.!

Barack Obama promised to C.O.W.!
by Chad Valancia July 02, 2009
Really fucking cool beyond any explanation.
You are down right cow mother fucker!
by Alethia Seclurum March 30, 2009
1. A word that can stand for "Crazy Old Woman."

2. A word to describe a person with a fat ass.

3. A large animal that can be made into beef.

As such, it's a double-whammy as an insult.
1. "My granda has kind of turned into a cow..."

2. Get out of my way, you stupid cow!

3. The cow said "moo."
by Tiger911 January 09, 2009
career orientted woman
i wont date a c.o.w.. from work
by jacques gaudreau September 09, 2007
Playstation 2 fanboys are often reffered to as Cows in the Gamespot system wars forum
The Cows have been owned, DMC 2 flopped!!11!! its true 5 starz!!11!
by Tarik January 12, 2004
a person who takes up more than one seat at a movie
this cow to the seat i saved
by Kalopa Falopa May 09, 2008
1. a slothful woman
2. a woman with large tits
3. the female of the household (includes the more-female-like of a lesbian couple)
1. she's a cow, she lies around on the couch all the time and eats, watching TV

2. she's a real cow, man, you shud see her udders and especially her big pointy teats

3.(he):Well, last drink, I gotta go home and service the cow. She's on the rag and really horny.
by Jake February 20, 2004
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