1. An animal used for meat and for milk. Domesticated. Sadly, this animal has had a rather bloody history, and not even their babies are safe from being turned into food; the little ones become an evil food known as veal.

2. A term for a nasty, stupid, and/or promiscuous person (usually female), despite that cows are cute and relatively intelligent animals.
I'd call Ann Coulter an ignorant cow, but that would be insulting to the cow; cows (and dogs) are too cute and too smart to be seen as horrible; she's a fly.
by Lorelili February 23, 2006
1. A female animal, usually cattle.
2. Anal sex, with plenty of "astro-lube"
"I am in the mood for some cow, right now, how now brown cow" - Butcher
"mmm bitch, its time for cow" - Male
by Evan Case February 24, 2008
Also known as 'beef people'.
Beef people (aka cows) are tasty.
by CanuckGod January 19, 2008
An animal that gives milk.

A female human.
1. The cows will all moo if they don't get special privileges.
by Bob Knows November 09, 2011
-A animal that has spots (not always black and white)

-Your local neighbor hood skank, trashy whore, slut, or maybe even fat person.

-Hey! Look at the awesome cow it has amazing spots!

-Dang, Tiffany is such a cow!
by Purp1e F1ame April 27, 2009
Noun. Not used has a farm Animal. it is used when someone is bigger than one or smells like one.
Marty: Look at that cow Eva. Man, she is so big that she can eat a cow in one sitting.

Paulo: Dude, She's more than a Cow. She's a hippo. and she just ate that poor cow with bbq sauce. can't you just smell that Cow?

Marty:Yea! i smell that Eva Cow. that poor lil milk cow he didn't stand a chance with that Cow Eva. Let's all Moo at her.

Plz. see Human earthquake for more refences.
by evil_twin December 14, 2007
an insult to someone you hate
oh my god bob your a cow
by jagged rock.com February 13, 2005
A hoofed mammal known widely for standing in fields and eating grass. it is also the subject of the myth of "cow tipping" and often used in many different ways for human and animal consumption.

The word 'cow' is said to be inheriently funny, and so cows are used in many jokes using animals. Gary Larson, author of The Far Side, is known for making countless comics featuring cows. Many people imitate the sounds of the cow to seem amusing or to fill in long, uncomfortable silences in conversations.
a: I saw a cow the other day.
b: haha
a: what? I really did.
b: oh.
by Zi October 03, 2004
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