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This shouldn't even be in here because, as stated in other entries, it is a rural activity, not an urban one. Only urban slang belongs in the urban dictionary. Cow tipping is not an urban activity.
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| 1. | cow tipping | ||
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Mythical rural activity in which the perpetrators sneak up on a sleeping, standing cow in the dead of night and push it over sideways. Tends not to work for several reasons:
1. Cows don't sleep standing up (unlike horses, which do), nor do they zone out while standing up unless they're seriously ill. 2. Cows are quite heavy. 3. Dairy farmers hate this sort of shit and will probably bring it all over your dumb ass if they spot you trying. Mostly it's a ploy to get foolish drunk people out in pastures in the middle of the night. People who've watched Heathers a few too many times might actually try it on their own. Yee-haw! We gonna' treat you right, city slickers, with some good ol' fashioned cow-tippin' tonight! Finish yer beers and let's go git 'em!
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| 2. | cow tipping | ||
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A hypothetical activity in which cows sleeping while standing up at night are tipped over by a modest exertion of force by (an often inebriated) person. This activity is believed to be physically impossible to accomplish for any reasonable large cow. Most commonly it is played as an in joke among rural people to make fun of urban folks who do not know any better and can be easily convinced that it is possible.
See Snipe Hunt. Joe and I got plastered and went out cow-tipping. What a blast!
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| 3. | cow tipping | ||
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The theorectical act of pushing a cow over in the middle of the night while it is sleeping. This is of course impossible since cows sleep lying down.
Tipping a cow over, though, is possible if you have a few other people with you. Too bad that you could accidentally kill the poor cow if you actually succeed Bob went cow tipping one night and now he's in jail for animal abuse and property damage
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| 4. | Cow Tipping | ||
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Going out and hitting on the largest girl in the bar. The goal is to get her interested so that she starts buying shots for you and her until she "tips over." This activity is great when you are bored and want to keep your tab low. Ever since the Lambdas got kicked off campus they have been going downtown to go cow tipping every weekend.
That guy from the new Gamma fraternity tried to go cow tipping the other night but forgot he drinks like a fairy and ended up getting drunk and going home with her. |
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When you are fucking a fat girl and you are about to bust so you tip her on her side and jizz on her. Guy 1: Hey man, are you up for cow tipping some bitch?
Guy 2: Hell yeah! |
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| 6. | cow tipping | ||
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the act of putting a roofie in a fat girl's drink, and waiting around long enough until she falls or "tips" A bunch of frat boys just came in here cow tipping. Hopefully there aren't too many of them or this place is going down.
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When someone walks into a bar or store and finds the most obese person in the place and proceeds to walk up, push them to the ground, and promptly vacate the premises.
This can cause reactions of extreme violence by the victim and others, so it is important to leave immediately after performing the act. "Hey did you hear about that new bar down the street? We should go do some cow tipping."
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