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1.
Thing that Homebase don't sell
I'll stop being a vegetarian when Homebase sell cow shears
by Pedant tic May 03, 2005
 
2.
Esoteric rural impedimenta
"I think we need some cow shears"
"Oh, ok, I'll check with Catrin"
by Xtreme Pedant May 02, 2005