Cow Saddle

Another term for a condom.

Grab your cow saddles boys don't go getting them girls pregnant.

by B. Wow, B. Wowed April 22, 2011

cow saddle

The article of clothing a cow will wear while being ridden. It serves both functionally and stylishly. Cow saddles are rare and are sometimes even mistaken as being fictitious.

Check out Gertrude's new cow saddle, it looks good on her and now she can be ridden.

by Waldo Cunningham May 20, 2010