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Another term for cowpoke or ranch hand. Someone who works to wrangle cattle.
In his youth, he worked as a cow punch on a ranch in Idaho.
by alfacat April 23, 2010
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Where you punch a cow so hard in the head that it has an instant abortion. This works on women too.
Guy 1: So my chick was knocked up.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: I cow punched the bitch son!
by forumssuck May 09, 2008
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cow-punch
1.to hit hard enough to knock some one a distance (short or long)

2.the same meaning as Donkey Punch but vaginaly instead of analy

3.(cow-Puncher) an idiot or bitch wuss pansy
plural cow punched
1.im gonna cow punch you

2.you ho's donkey punch screw that i cow punch.

3.you freakin cow-Puncher
by Dieforis January 04, 2006
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An event created by Sir R.B the Great. Consists of going to the field in the summer and punching as many cows as you can in a minute.
Riley "Hey Doug, you going to Cow Punch brah?"

Doug "No doubt man"
by Sir Reginald Stottlemeyer March 29, 2010
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