The hardest, most street neighborhood in San Francisco, populated by mostly asians, a lot of hispanics, some blacks, and maybe one white person. It's a working class area, with city college, Balboa bart, excelsior, mission terrace, southern hills, parts of mcclaren park, crocker amazon park, geneva, mission, part of ocean avenue. to the north are the alemany projects, noe valley, and glen park, to the east is cow palace, sunnydale projects, vis valley, to the south is daly city/ southern hills, and to the west is ingleside.
You don't mess with people who throw it down for the 94112.
There's a lot of sideshows, constant gang violence, E-mob, hella scraps.
And of course, everyone there likes to get stupid, dumb, and hyphy.
"Hey, I'm going to city college next semester."
"Oh man, good luck, those nigguz from the 94112 will fuck you up."
|2.||Cow Pattie Palace|
This is the tag the locals have given the court house in Madison County, Il because of all the bullshit the lawyers spew out there.
The local politicians have converged on the Cow Pattie Palace to screw another company. Bullshit in a barn yard is not as deep as the court rooms in the Cow Pattie Palace.
In the real world:more...
Earthworm Jim is an anthropomorphic worm created(and originally voiced) by the insane genius Douglas TenNapel and marketed by Shiny Entertainment(of MDK fame) and Kids WB(who aired the cartoon). His first appearance was in the 1994 Sega Genesis(it was developed by Americans, so I used the American name) game of the same name, which recieved unanimous acclaim due to its smooth animation, fluid controls, and crazy humor. It proved popular enough to warrant ports to many other consoles of the time, and even made it onto the PC. Earthwom Jim's success even sparked a toy line and cartoon series(which included several gags from the game itself, most notably "cow launching"). The sequel, Earthworm Jim 2, had lower difficulty than the first game, and slightly modified controls, but was generally regarded as a worthy successor. Sadly, the Earthwom Jim franchise was killed in 1999 with the release of Earthwom Jim 3D(which was developed, not by Shiny Entertainment, but by Interplay) - a mediocre, Super Mario 64-like game with the Earthwom Jim name. Jim's memory was sullied even more in 2001 with the advent of the Game Boy Advance port - which, despite the superiority of the new platform to the original Genesis, had inexcusable flaws such as missing animation frames, poorly-tiled scenery, and unresponsive controls. In 2007, a PSP remake of the original was developed, but never released(it was probably just as well, as it had absolutely none of the characte...
TC is a major misnomer. The term implies that the physically merging Minneapolis and St Paul are more or less twins (ie alike), when they are not. Minneapolis is a major metropolitan city (with everything that goes with it), while St Paul is an overgrown cow-town that no one has heard of. Minneapolis is just like any major city: rectangular blocks with neatly numbered streets, active cultural and social life, ghetto areas, ritz, pizzazz, panache, gravitas, fluff, you get the picture. St Paul (about 8 miles to the east) looks and feels significantly dumpier. The streets make no sense whatsoever, there is much less going on (the city even has a website to promote its 'culture'), except for a few festivals, like the Ice Palace (not exactly a good marketing scheme for a state already burdened by significant cold-related image issues). The town, despite being the state capital and all, has the down-home feel of a ruffled diner serving huge pancakes and diluted coffee.
As some stickers say "Is St Paul really necessary?"
It is one of the most desolate schools in America. It makes Baghdad High look like a palace. Everyone here is either a rancher or a mormon. Although it is completely in the middle of cow farms, they have some good teachers here. But for safety reasons we must not include names. We have a slutty volleyball team, and an all jewish golfing team. our baseball team is full of italians and mexicans, and one irish. Our choir teacher fuxz0red a student on his deskz0r and hes in jail. shes titty feeding the kids now. Higley High 06 niggas.
im graduating from Higley soon, fucking rockz0rs. I want to be a CHOIR TEACHER MI SELF ONE DAY.
The New Joysee government is known for being incredibly corrupt. This has been a trend ever since Satan was elected as governor of the state in 1917 when he claimed that his opponent, Jesus, had once been issued the death penalty due to a recorded criminal record.more...
Today, the members of the New Joysee State Senate eat at least 5 children a day, and the Govenor generally eats at least 7, though one day he once ate 24 in one sitting, fulfilling a dare in a childish attempt to impress his wife.
"In all honesty, the government is run by the Mafia," reported an actual Jersey resident quote. Unfortunately the resident and the reporter went "missing" shortly thereafter.
New Joysee was the 41st state in the United States of America. The state slogan was "The Armpit of America!", now "The Fabulous Armpit State!". As of 10/01/07 the capitol is New Joysee City.
Created when the Old Joysee was cast beneath the sea by the god Poseidon, the City-State of New Joysee is a scientifically formulated mixture of cow cheese, old fashioned blue-collar values, and fungally festooned ferret felt, best enjoyed while enjoying romance under a full moon listening to muskrat love. In some mythologies, New Joysee is the land of Paradise, the Garden of Alden, even. However, such stories are generally believed only by hopelessly psychotic homeless people who wander the streets of Intercourse, Pennsylvania.
Note: Only fucking New Yorkers say New Joysee. New Jersey is a lot cleaner than o...