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To conduct an investigation with the sole purpose of vindicating the subject, making absolutely no serious effort to discover wrongdoing, while pretending to do precisely that. The Bank's internal complaints department specterized my complaint, and big surprise, found the error was my fault and not the bank's.
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| 16. | Sichuan Sheet | ||
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Named after the region in China where H5N1 Bird Flu crossed over into all manner of animals (and humans) and killed them after an outbreak at Qinghai Lakes.
When that happened, the Chinese tried to cover it up by claiming it was "Streptococcus Suis" a (mild bacterial infection that usually does not kill) To honor their "SS" the term "Sichuan Sheet" was coined to highlight the coverup attempt. A sheet is a thin coverup that can be seen through. Sichuan Sheet is the highly lethal post Qinghai Lakes strain of Bird Flu that is killing humans to the west and south of China. Those people in Turkey and Iraq are all dying of Sichuan Sheet. When are they going to get a vaccine?
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| 17. | evolution | ||
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A word often misused in sentences containing the word human. A fact when observing many plant species. The failure to show ANY evidence that man or homo sapiens sapiens "evolved" from ANY primate or similar makes the theory of evolution when referring to humans a silly notion. Recently a genius by the name of Stephen Jay Gould made punctuated equilibrium a recognized concept to TRY to explain the enigma of homo sapiens sapiens. It basically states that species can "leap" ahead genetically thus explaining the evolution of man from .... anyone???? I don't know either. Some missing-link creature. A made up species akin to the big bad wolf or the unicorn. Did you know that it has been PROVEN that we did NOT evolve from the Neanderthal Man. Many don't know that SCIENCE has proven this. Neanderthal died out and we continued on along side this beast. It has also been offered that the product of evolution is a "leaner meaner better upgrade" of a less "fit" specie and that the "evolved" entity is better suited to its environment. Why then has the human skull expanded massively from - alledged but UNPROVEN - ancestors. Alledged because these fragments have often been proven to be NOT g... more...
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| 18. | Dick Cheney | ||
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The fucker who shot that lawyer and covered it up for about a day .
He is also the guy with his hand up bushes puppet ass making him do whatever the hell he wants fuck man that guy dick cheney just shot a guy in the face
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| 19. | PPP | ||
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Acronym for Public Porn Portal. Another name used for a public library or other public building that contains comptuers readily available to the public for browsing the internet (for porn). At our public library (PPP) all the kids go there to surf porn because of the lack of supervision and their parents just drop them off and consider the library a babysitter. Kids can learn skills such as quick windows minimizing abilities and on the lookout for passerbys and the popo. PPP users can be identifed by having a book on their lap and have 3-4 minimized windows up with a genaric page such as the google.com homepage with an empty 'back' button history since they were not using that site (a coverup). Frog: Hey, we have to go fix some comptuers at the public library.
Eleazar: What, you mean the PPP? -------- ::while on the phone, Margoh the sales rep calling husband in tech support:: Margoh: Honey, I am out on the road and cant find a Starbucks with wifi. Eleazar: Oh, just go to the PPP and hope the kids are still in school. |
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| 20. | TOGS | ||
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Short for 'The Other Guy's Scent'. An offensive term used to describe someone whom you think they stink but you do not want to mention their name. Similarly, it is a coverup, allowing you to discuss about the 'guy's scent' without them knowing. TOGS is also a type of drug that the KOD (see KOD) uses to 'level-up' their current dorkiness level. A conversation with Person A, Person B and Person C:
Person A: Pfft!!!! What is that smell >.<!!!! Person B: It must be TOGS!!!! Person C: Nice ^^ I like it!!! Person A & B: Yuck!!! you are indeed the KOD. |
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| 21. | cap gown | ||
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To literally "cap and gown" a busta. To kill or cover up.
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