Covidicknose 

This is during a pandemic when you wear your facemask over your mouth but you don't cover your nose and it looks like when your dick is sticking out of the top waistband of your underwear but your balls are still covered.

Dude put your face mask on right your covidicknose is sticking out!

Covidicknose by Hogleg Jay May 7, 2020

overdick 

Arriving early to an event only to have too much time on one’s hands that you decide to dick around for a bit to pass the time. After getting so engrossed in your leisurely activity, you then become late for said event.

I avoided traffic and got downtown early for Hamilton, but while strolling around in Macy’s, I lost track of time. I overdicked it and missed the opening number. The usher didn’t let me in until after they sang the song“My Shot,” never again.

overdick by MogulMom June 19, 2018

conedick 

A condition where one's penis resembles the shape of a cone. The base is much larger than the head and provides a interesting feeling in a female's vagina.

I had to order a custom made condom to fit my conedick.

conedick by Mr. Conedick May 28, 2011

Covidick 

1) A person who disregards all Covid19 physical and social distancing guidelines

2) When someone touches a Covid19 contaminated object, and then touches their penis.

3) The lack of casual sex during the Covid19 lockdown

1) That woman was so close to me in the grocery store line; she was being a real Covidick

2) Dude, I was at the mall and must have touched a handrail before I went to pee in the bathroom, now I have a case of covidick.

3) I haven't had sex for about three months during the pandemic lock-down; I've got Covidick.

Covidick by Slotwolfen July 19, 2020

Cyberdickery 

A collective term for the flagrant and deliberate misuse of a computer and/or the internet, including (but not limited to) e-mail and comment spam, spyware, viruses, password harvesting, and the like.

Refers specifically to the kind of dickish behavior that is only able to exist because of computers. For example, simply e-mailing a dickish letter to a single person would not qualify as cyberdickery because that person could have, in bygone centuries, just as easily sent that dickish letter via paper mail. Writing a dickish letter and sending it to ten million people, however, is something only made practical by the advent of e-mail, and is a classic example of cyberdickery.

Setting up and maintaining a mailing list would be easy if it weren't for all the rampant cyberdickery in the world.

Cyberdickery by PurpleNinjaGirl December 6, 2011

overdick 

when you allot time for yourself to do something and think you have time to dick around beforehand, only for you to overdick around or “overdick it” and actually end up late.

i knew it would only take me an hour to get ready for the party when i had 3 hours to get ready, so i got on my phone for a while and then realized i overdicked it when i realized the time 20 minutes before was supposed to leave.

overdick by yemotha July 8, 2022

Comedick 

The word created and popularised by our lord and savior Axolotl on discord, Defines as something funny quoted from Axolotl

Wow, Axolotl is so Comedick, he also probably has a really large penis and lots of side hoes

Comedick by MrAxolotl#5175 October 7, 2022