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7. cousin
homie, friend, associate, partner
me and my cousin went to her party.
by someone Feb 23, 2005 add a video
1. Cousin
An anonymous sexual partner, in a social situation.
"Hey guys this is... uh.. my cousin!"
by atomicdonkey Aug 24, 2003 add a video
2. cousin
The anonymous, mysterious person who has done it, has it and seen it all.
Guy 1: "Yo, check out my new pimpin' Rolex"
Guy 2: "Doesn't matter, my cousin has one already."
3. cousin
Someone highly desirable
I just fucked my cousin!
by Liger Zero Apr 6, 2003 add a video
4. cousin
Your mum/dad's brother/sister's son/daughter.

The closest relative you can legally marry and fuck, if you're exceedingly screwed up in the head.
I hear rednecks often marry their cousins because they're big fans of inbreeding.
by Queeeeeeef Jul 8, 2004 add a video
5. cousin
1. A child of the brother or sister of a child's parents.
2. What neocons, members of European royal families, and rednecks call their spouses before getting married.
Well, when a family tree is reduced to a family bush, neocons, royal families, and rednecks are the result.
by MrClean Mar 4, 2005 add a video
6. cousin
On an episode of COPS;
The person to which a stolen car,
a bag of weed, or
a crackpipe, belongs to.
No, I didnt steal the car, its my cousin's, and thats his bag of weed and crackpipe too.
by doncoz Aug 31, 2004 add a video
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