bronx, new york term for a tall, good looking, trustable friend
i need a wing man tonight, you gonna be my cuz joe?
|2.||Joe Six Pack|
Joe the Plumber's Cousin.
Joe Six Pack's wife: Joe, invite Joe over for dinner tomorrow. Tell him to bring his tools.
Noun refering to a type of relative you try not to talk to.
1. Some one who is completely socially retarded
2. Some one who is accused of being mentally disabled.
3. Some who is constantly silent but when does speak up is an asshole.
Girl: Who was that guy walking to target dancing and bobbing his head.
Relative: Cousin Joey.
Girl: Oh no wonder he looked like he had down syndrome.
Male: A southern white trash redneck who over uses tobacco products particularly smokeless tobacco also known as "dip" or "baccer" but also smokes cigarettes. Usually lives in a trailer park or shack and is very poor. Uses what money they have to buy tobacco or alcohol. Gets drunk/high every Friday and Saturday. Owns a truck with very large wheels. Will sleep with any woman and has probably slept with a close relative. Doesn't know what a condom is. Doesn't know what math is. Also probably cannot read.
Female: Same as male but got pregnant between the ages of 12 and 15. Usually can be found smoking in the women's restroom while skipping class. Gets into fistfights all the time. Cannot raise their child.
Female1: "I done did got pregnant when me and Joe got drunk a few months ago and did it in the back of Sam's truck."
Female2: "Ain't Joe your cousin?"
Female1: "Heck if I know"
(Both go into bathroom to smoke)
Male1: "Gimme some of that baccer!"
Male2: "Why don't you gimme some of that pot you got in your bag there?"
Teacher: "Children, quiet down! Now George Washington crossed the Delaware on Christmas Night, 1776..."
Male2: "Who the f**k is George Washington?"
Male1: "I think it's that thing they tell you to put on your dick when your doing a girl to keep her from getting pregnant."
1.A misconstrued hearsay of the word czech. In the mentioning "He's Czech." by the self proclaimed "cool" bastard child of the monstrosity of modern culture as he was referring to a russian hockey player in a slurred fashion, after drinking a lemon flavored alchoholic beverage. Thusly, the mindless sheep known as this individual's friends continued to preach the meaning of deck, being deck, and how to act deck. This eventually led to a women in a starbucks continually saying "deck" on her cellphone, which was overheard by a man, which told his girlfriend, which told her hair dresser, which told a woman who is the sister of the girl who dated with the second cousin of the guy who cleans the pool of one of the editor's of entertainment weekly's secretary's brother in law. Which comes to the point where people too concerned with how people conceive them as cool or not, start excreting this one of many irritating buzz words from their noise holes, to sound self important and original.
2.A platform upon a ship.
I'm so deck because I drive this SUV, and talk on my cellphone with Joe while I watch a movie... making me swerve three lanes over going 20mph under the speed limit.
Date of birth (location),more...
9 February 1943,
Newark, New Jersey, USA
Actor - filmography
(1990s) (1980s) (1970s) (1960s)
1. Lethal Weapon 4 (1998) .... Leo Getz
... aka Lethal 4 (USA: promotional abbreviation)
2. Gone Fishin' (1997) .... Joe Waters
3. 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag (1997) .... Tommy
4. Casino (1995) .... Nicky Santoro
... aka Casino (France)
5. All-Star 25th Birthday: Stars and Street Forever! (1994) (TV) .... Ronald Grump
... aka Sesame Street's All-Star 25th Birthday: Stars and Street Forever! (USA: complete title)
6. With Honors (1994) .... Simon Wilder
7. Jimmy Hollywood (1994) .... Jimmy Alto
8. A Bronx Tale (1993) .... Carmine
9. Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) .... Harry Lime
... aka Home Alone II (USA: short title)
10. The Public Eye (1992) .... Leon Bernstein
11. Lethal Weapon 3 (1992) .... Leo Getz
12. My Cousin Vinny (1992) .... Vincent Gambini
13. JFK (1991) .... David Ferrie
... aka JFK (France)
14. The Super (1991) .... Louie Kritski
15. Home Alone (1990) .... Harry Lime
16. Goodfellas (1990) .... Tommy DeVito
... aka GoodFellas (USA: promotional title (video box title) (poster title))
17. Betsy's Wedding (1990) .... Oscar Henner
18. Catchfire (1990) (uncredited) .... Leo Carelli
... aka Backtrack (USA: TV title (director's cut))
... aka Catchfire (Australia)
... aka Do It the Hard Way
19. Lethal Weapon 2 (1...
1. Getting Something to eat.
2. Getting something to eat in the vaginal form.
3. Cousin of anyone. Person who has a curvature of the weiner. This person also must look jewish, and mexican at the same time, and not actually be a member of either of those ethnicities
4. This person must call people by races or ethnicities that they do not belong to.
5. This person says things that arent even words, and are incomprehendable.
1. Dude, i'm hungry as fuck,....lets get somethin to eat.
2. Put dat pussy on my chin, bitch.
3a. "Wow, i was sucking Chow's weiner, and it's shaped like a banana"....-Random Ho who sucks everyone's cock.
3b. "I am not fucking Jewish or Mexican,...im Aryan and Italian"
4. "You guys are black"
5. "I dont know Rimez,.....Ehhhhhhhhh"