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Weed cousin 

Your cousin, usually older than you, who smokes a lot of weed. If you don't have an older brother, it is likely that your weed cousin introduced you to smoking, and that he probably did it too early. Depending on geographical relation, a high-schooler may find himself at his weed cousin's house as often as once a month, and it is common to procure cannabis from the weed cousin until one's own supply becomes secure. Usually the son of a vodka aunt.
I was off with my weed cousin last weekend... He introduced me to dabbing. And edibles. I still can't think clearly!
Weed cousin by KarimGiles September 23, 2016

cousin marvin

When one is receiving oral sex from a hooker, and farts into the hooker's mouth.
"When Chuck Barry was getting a BJ from that hooker, he totally pulled a cousin Marvin on her."
cousin marvin by thzpcs January 2, 2017

wartime consigliere

A senior advisor with the cunning and ruthlessness needed to defeat an enemy during times of open conflict. Unconstrained by the caution and deliberation called for during regular business order.
Tom Hagen advised the Corleone's well as it grew into the Mafia's pre-eminent family; but he wasn't a wartime consigliere.

cousincidence 

A coincidence between cousins.
Wow Cousin, that is so weird, I also had spaghetti for dinner last night, that is a total cousincidence.
cousincidence by CousinDan August 25, 2010

Demarcus Cousins The Third 

A Handsome sexy gentleman who is the most professional rawdogger the world has ever seen. He is also (Homiesexual) not homosexual and he is a big bald guy with no waves. Help him find his hairline @ 1-800 findmyhairline
YOO wassup jidion
whos jidion? its DeMarcus cousins the third

father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate 

Someone whom you have no relation to in genealogy. A joke in the movie Spaceballs
"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate"
"And that makes us?"
"Absolutely nothing! Which you are about to become!"
(Quote from Spaceballs)