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A total bitch. One who constantly complains about their job, their life, and how "you" bring them down. A court bag suddenly flips out on you for no reason and makes a scene. Constantly crying at restaurants, bitching at football games, being a bi-polar fool when nobody could care less, a court bag will cock block you at all costs, yet wants you to be their lover.
Girl: "What a bitch. All day she was fine, then suddenly it's all our fault and she ignored us during the whole football game"
Guy: "I know, she wouldn't even talk to us. All she did was get finger banged by that 45 year old to make us "jealous". I am over the drama, she is a waste of life, what a court bag!"
by jigggggy fly 69 November 20, 2011