Stan's dad takes what he believes is a record-breaking sized bowel movement, so he calls for an official weigh in by officials at the office of European Fecal Standards and Measurements in Zurich. The official unit of measurement is a Couric, named for the CBS news anchor, Katie Couric.
Bro 2: Whatever man, Bill Reilly talks that out of his mouth almost ever weeknight.
friend: oh yeah? how many courics do you think it weighs?
me: I hadn't shit all week, i must be constipated..i'm guessing about 6 and half Courics.
friend: fuck man! Don't you know you're not supposed to fly when on your turd trimester?
2. Oh man, I feel so much better now, that crap felt like it was 2 or 3 courics!
1 Couric is approximately 2.5 lbs of excrement.
Taken from South Park, Season 11 Episode 9 “More Crap”.
“Look at the crap I took all those years ago. Bono is now almost 6 feet tall and over 80 Courics in weight. No matter how you look at it, he IS still the record.”