Groupon CEO: "did anyone see anything lately from Coupon Juan?"

Board: "nope."

Groupon CEO: "I know that muchacho is up to something! Kill him before it's too late!"

Board: "uhhh... he lives in his mother's house and wears sweat pants, he doesn't even own a donkey"

Groupon CEO: "hmmmm... I could of swore he had a donkey...not even 6ft cactus??"

Board: "nope."