a.) Real music
that you can actually understand, performed by artists who can actually sing and play instruments (not just shout obscenities and sometimes-rhyming slang backed by a drum machine or fragments of somebody else's record played off turntables). Music that condones patriotism and traditional American/family values instead of drive-by shootings, murders, drug usage, racism (i.e. hatred of white people) and general lawlessness.
This type of music is usually enjoyed by proud, honest, hard-working people who have chosen not to be a drain on society by living on welfare and/or spending most of their adult life in prison. You'll never see it on MTV
because it's not trendy, thuggish or amoral (like everything else on MTV). Generally not enjoyed by baggy-clothed, backwards ballcap wearing, bling
wearing fashion slave "sheeple" posers who feel an irrepressible need to try to impress everybody by acting and talking like something they're not.
b.) The kind of music you'd like your kids to listen to, as opposed to "Yo, yo, I got crunk
ed up on chronic and a fo'ty and did a drive-by 187 on the PO-lice, then c-walked back to the criznizzle and slapped mah beee-yatch."
Typical country music:
"My daddy served in the Army, he lost his right eye - but he flew a flag out in our yard until the day that he died. He wanted my brother, my mother, my sister and me to grow up and live happy in the land of the free."
"And I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free....and I won't forget the men who died to save that right for me. And I'd gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today - for there ain't no doubt I love this land.....God Bless the U.S.A."
The Best music in the history of forevor!!!
Is the only type of music that does not include screaming, talking(i don't know how people think rap is MUSIC) or nething unbearable. Has lyrics about things that REALLY matter!!!! And every person sounds different where in rapping every1 sounds the same cuz there just talking!!(kan't buhleave people get PAID to talk while music is being played!!)
Sammy: Country music roxx!!!!
JoJo: YA! Let's go listen to some Taylor Swift!!
In one word: Painful.
1. As my grandmother turned on her country-music radio station, my ears started to bleed.
2. "If the Devil Danced in Empty Pockets, He'd have a ball in mine."
A terrible genre of music.
Typically enjoyed by white conservatives of the south or midwest.
To be a male country musician today you must:
* Wear a cowboy outfit
* Have a southern accent (whether it be fake or not)
* Be from Texas (whether you actually are or not)
* Love Bush
* Enjoy Nascar
* Unite with fellow hicks
Billy- "Do all country 'musicians' suck?"
Me- "Besides Johnny Cash, yes."
Music characterized by whiny vocals, mundane lyrics, and ignorance. It typically promotes blind patriotism and drunkenness. The singers are generally rich white males who choose to spend the majority of their time touring big cities. The cowboy costumes they put on before concerts serve no viable purpose, save furthering the overall fake, shallow image of country music.
Country music sounds terrible and is a root of many of the violent tendencies of our country...
Redneck music. I can think of only one good country song. Often songs about the south, driving on the highway, marrying a cousin, etc.
"It's all right to be a Rehdneck...It's all right to ride round in a dirty ol truck, catch a bunch of fish and shoot a bunch of duck!!! It's good to be a redneck!"-Alan Jackson in "It's allright to be a redneck"
Music that only Southern rednecks, Appalachian hillbillies, and a few farmers could love. The instruments, the lyrics, and especially the vocals are awful and ear-shattering.
If you love listening to god-awful, Southern, countrified droning, along with twanging guitars and occasional banjos, then this crappy music is 4 you. But if you're like me and everyone else, then I suggest you get away from it unless you desire to become one of those people or have your head explode.
So many damn rednecks are always getting riled up at these KUNT-tree concerts.....or they love to blare it on the radio while doing that retarded Muddin'