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counterballs 

When you foresee someone is going to troll you online and you troll them first.
Counterballs dude! I thought he was going to get you. Well played.
counterballs by Kenar9 February 17, 2022

Cunterval 

They took a cunterval every 20 minutes

counterwall

1. A four dimensional surface upon which existentialists, anti-humanists and physicists release their frustrations.
2. Any person used by existentialists, anti-humanists and physicists for the same purpose.
3. A favorite utensil used by Sadomasochists.
Nora was so frustrated with the pathetic incompetence and pointlessness of humankind which she clearly saw reflected in her own fault-riddled being, she felt like banging her head against the counterwall.
counterwall by Lord Oyster February 10, 2005

Counterbaiting

1. v When someone tries to bait you but you see their bait so you bait them while they think they're baiting you

2. v A sex positon in which the sub performs oral while having fruit loops inserted into their rectum
You just got fucking counterbaited fr
Im counterbaiting the sHIT out of this dude.
Counterbaiting by Puremask August 3, 2017

counterbailing 

Counterbailing is the art of bailing on plans made by a serial bailer before they have the opportunity to do the same to you

Often used by passive aggressive folk who are fed up with others bullshit.
Housemate: you totally bailed on our plans for tonight. Das cool I'm going to dye my hair

Me: Im Counterbailing. enjoy your hair treatment

Housemate: I didn't bail on you!!!!

Me: I'm sure you could have found a way

counterbailing 

Counterbailing is the art of bailing on plans made by a serial bailer before they have the opportunity to do the same to you

Often used by passive aggressive folk who are fed up with others bullshit.
Housemate: you totally bailed on our plans for tonight. Das cool I'm going to dye my hair

Me: Im Counterbailing. enjoy your hair treatment

Housemate: I didn't bail on you!!!!

Me: I'm sure you could have found a way