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countertroll

When you avoid a troll's trollish act (or taking it deep) and countering it by successfully trolling him/her back. This action is hard to pull off.
Student: *sitting in classroom with a female teacher and other students*

*The female teacher starts reminiscing about her past*
Teacher: "Back in my day my friends used to call me shortstuff cuz I'm short."

Student's troll comment: "I wonder how long ago that was?"

*Whole classroom laughs*

Teacher's countertroll comment: "I don't know, why don't you ask your father?"

Classroom: You just got countertrolled!
countertroll by Chris's_Zen May 5, 2013
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Counterjerk

The counterjerk is counter reaction to a circlejerk. It occurs when people get too annoyed with a circlejerk and join together with like-minded people to oppose and ridicule the circlejerk. If successful, the counterjerk can overtake the original circlejerk in influence and become a new circlejerk.
For every circlejerk there is an equal and opposite counterjerk.
Counterjerk by SwiperXE September 3, 2017

counterterrorist 

Counterterrorist / Counter Terrorist

Acronym: CT

A Counterterrorist is one who practices tactics, strategies
and techniques to prevent or respond to acts or threats of
terrorism by terrorists.

A CT may be employed by the government, military,
police department or corporations (see: PMC)
Noteable Counterterrorists:

Solid Snake
Sam Fisher
Jack Bauer
James Bond
G.I Joe Team
Ethan Hunt
Jason Bourne

The CT Team from Counter Strike including:
- The GIGN
- SAS
- GSG-9
- Seal Team 6

Team America World Police

Noteable Counterterrorist / Intelligence Agencies:

Interpol
MI5 / MI6
CIA
To some extent the FBI
FSB
and so on, and so on...
counterterrorist by rzhhhh July 8, 2010

counterpertuitive

An action that is intuitive, but counterproductive to the aims or well-being of the subject.
Eric, it's highly counterpertuitive to go running around in the snow when you're intoxicated.

Countertenor 

The highest male voice; in speaking and singing, countertenors have the normal range of a tenor, but are able, by singing in falsetto, to go higher, into the contralto/alto range, mezzo-soprano range, and, with the great ones, into the soprano range.

They are usually assigned roles written originally for the castratos, yanking those roles away from the contraltos.
Is that a female alto singing...? It sounds different... it's probably a countertenor.
Countertenor by Sam October 29, 2004

Countertenor 

An adult male vocalist who has pretty much an unbroken voice- (whereas, most blokes' voices break at puberty), and who, as a result of this failure to lose his "baby voice" at puberty, remains able to sing in the vocal tessituras- (ranges, to the non-singer), of the female Alto, Mezzo-soprano, and very occasionally, Soprano, without having to resort to the use of Falsetto- (false voice.)
True Countertenors are a very rare thing. Most blokes who think they're Countertenors are actually Falsettists, who sing in the Countertenor registers, using Falsetto- (false voice.)
Countertenor by Joe_Schmuck February 1, 2017

counterterrorist 

The same meaning as terrorist. Same thing, just from another point of view.
George W. Bush, Osama Bin Laden, Lulu...
counterterrorist by wez-1 September 13, 2005