counterballs 

When you foresee someone is going to troll you online and you troll them first.

Counterballs dude! I thought he was going to get you. Well played.

counterballs by Kenar9 February 17, 2022

countertroll

When you avoid a troll's trollish act (or taking it deep) and countering it by successfully trolling him/her back. This action is hard to pull off.

Student: *sitting in classroom with a female teacher and other students*

*The female teacher starts reminiscing about her past*
Teacher: "Back in my day my friends used to call me shortstuff cuz I'm short."

Student's troll comment: "I wonder how long ago that was?"

*Whole classroom laughs*

Teacher's countertroll comment: "I don't know, why don't you ask your father?"

Classroom: You just got countertrolled!

countertroll by Chris's_Zen May 5, 2013

Cuntertainment 

TV programming which is quite clearly made to entertain cunts. It will also be presented by/star a cunt, hence any TV show featuring Britain's most low rent Jerry Springer wannabe Jeremy Kyle.

"Blimey! That new game show High Stakes, presented by Jeremy Kyle is pure cuntertainment isn't it?"

Cuntertainment by sickkid1972 October 11, 2011

counterstain 

After a person has stained your carpet with bodily fluid, you go to their house, and stain their carpet right back.

J: "He just came all over my carpet, I'm gonna have to go to his house and counterstain."

counterstain by ixxsilence April 4, 2008

Countertits

Fake Boobs.

Guy 1 : "Hey man you check out that cougar sittin by the bar?"

Guy 2: "Yea man, she's hott. Those Countertits must have cost her a fortune!"

Countertits by irnvs034 June 21, 2009

countertroll

to troll a troll that trolled a troll who trolled a troll

random guy : i herd u liek mudkipz
troll1 : i no liek mudkipz, mudkipz r n00b
troll2: i liek swampertz
troll3 : noes swampertz r trollish
troll4: tr00lllls cannot squirt water u idiot
troll5: fuck you they use hydro pump not squirt water you idiot go rot in hell pig!@#$!%!@fucker
troll4: you got trolled retard
troll5: you got countertrolled troll!

countertroll by master of trolls October 26, 2010

counterwall

1. A four dimensional surface upon which existentialists, anti-humanists and physicists release their frustrations.
2. Any person used by existentialists, anti-humanists and physicists for the same purpose.
3. A favorite utensil used by Sadomasochists.

Nora was so frustrated with the pathetic incompetence and pointlessness of humankind which she clearly saw reflected in her own fault-riddled being, she felt like banging her head against the counterwall.

counterwall by Lord Oyster February 10, 2005