Countering

Verb : ( To Counter) in present progressive. To place ones partner on a counter and have hot steamy sex with said person

"Dude, I countered her last night"
Jimmy picked up sandy and brought her in the kitchen for a good countering.

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Counterinjewitive

The act of a jewish person doing something that goes agaist the traditional jewish sterotype.

For example: if a jewish man offered to pay for everyone's meal, that would be counterinjewitive.

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A well used pussy indented by over or hard use

Tommy gave me a hard pounding last night, I ended up Cuntersunk

cuntersunk by Chives2001 September 1, 2021

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1) counter to what intuition would lead one to expect
2) weird
3) f***ed up
4) my favorite word

oh, its the opposite of what I thought it would be...ooo! I can use my favorite word! IT'S COUNTERINTUITIVE!!!!

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verb. to go against an intuition or the direct perception of truth.

The concept of generational natural adaptation counterintuits everything he had learned about evolution.

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the act of dating an under classmen that is at least 2 years younger than you

a senior dating a sophmore while both are still in highschool

"Oh hes dating that sophmore?"
"Yeah that is pretty counterintuitive"

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Retorting to a dick comment with another dick comment. Used as a verb, or in predicate form.

Matt: man you like Love, Actually. You're so gay.
Chris: well your moms dead.
Matt: ooh, you counterdick my statement!

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