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countermack 

a particular form of cock block in which someone lays down the mack of equal or superior effectiveness to someone else's already existing game-kickage to someone, usually in order to decrease their chances of scoring.
"So I was at this party. Greg was laying down the mack on Robin, but that interfered with my plans since I had been trying to work her for a while. So I laid the countermack on Greg. His game quickly dissolved as I proved him to be a giant mangina"
countermack by BK dymacel August 21, 2007
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Counterbaiting

1. v When someone tries to bait you but you see their bait so you bait them while they think they're baiting you

2. v A sex positon in which the sub performs oral while having fruit loops inserted into their rectum
You just got fucking counterbaited fr
Im counterbaiting the sHIT out of this dude.
Counterbaiting by Puremask August 3, 2017

Countermandering 

The strategic redrawing of electoral district boundaries in Democratic-leaning (blue) states as a direct response to partisan gerrymandering by Republicans in red states. While gerrymandering typically aims to entrench power unfairly, countermandering is framed as a defensive or corrective measure intended to restore electoral balance and representation.

Derived from “counter” (against, in opposition to) and “gerrymandering” (manipulating voting districts for political gain).
In an effort to level the electoral playing field, state lawmakers in Illinois engaged in countermandering to offset aggressive gerrymandering tactics used in Texas and Florida.
Countermandering by MCArtist August 7, 2025

countermind 

the bestest band ever.
the most kickass band in calvert county.
band members....
garry- singer
shannon- bass and singer/screamer
nate- guitar and singer
nick- lead guitar
matt- drums and singer/rapper/screamer
countermind is like the best band ever.

like OMG its countermind

countermind rocks

countervail 

to act with force or power. other known as the best call of duty modern warfare 2 player in history.
jonathan juan rivera is the perfect example of countervail
countervail by billy jowelle April 5, 2010

countermania 

the bizarre tendency to counteract something or do something in reaction to something else. Counterclaiming, counterespionage, counteraccusation, making a counterblast, etc. are what a person obsessed with countermania would do.
The student is obsessed with countermania and counterblames those who blame him.
countermania by uttam maharjan August 28, 2011

counterbailing 

Counterbailing is the art of bailing on plans made by a serial bailer before they have the opportunity to do the same to you

Often used by passive aggressive folk who are fed up with others bullshit.
Housemate: you totally bailed on our plans for tonight. Das cool I'm going to dye my hair

Me: Im Counterbailing. enjoy your hair treatment

Housemate: I didn't bail on you!!!!

Me: I'm sure you could have found a way